![]() ![]() Killer Klowns (Killer Klowns From Outer Space 1988) Ever had a clown shoe head towards your face at full speed?Ĩ. Why She’s Terrifying: When she discovers her hubby kept on fishing even after he and his buddies discovered the body of a dead girl nearby, she goes ballistic. As the sole breadwinner married to a shiftless, unemployed salesman (Anne Archer), she goes all out in quirky style at the parties she’s hired for. The Clown: Party novelty-for-hire Claire Kane (Ann Archer), who drives to jobs in her clown-adorned car and shows up with a green wig and yellow/purple ensemble that He won’t scare you to death – but he might irritate you off your mortal coil. Why He’s Terrifying: Laughter is the best medicine? Not when the last thing you might see on Earth is Williams gurning at you and trying to get you to chuckle. Patch applies some typically Robin Williams-style vamping and raises some giggles. Why He’s Funny: Compared to the symptoms of cancer, we suppose he’s pretty funny. ![]() With a big red nose and clown shoes when he’s looking for laughs. Sleazy, salty and rude, drunk Shakes gives kids nightmares. And when he loses out on his chance to be on a local kids’ TV show, he just lets himself go completely. Why He’s Terrifying: You wouldn’t like him when he’s drunk. At one of the parties he’s hired for, a parent asks, “Are you the clown?” “No,” he snaps, “I’m Mary f*****g Poppins.” Why He’s Funny: When he’s sober and on form, Shakes can be very funny. The Clown: Floppy red hair, lightly applied facial doodles and giant checked trousers turn Bobcat Goldthwait into a kiddie-pleasing entertainer. The last time we were in a bank that was being robbed, we wet our trousers with terror-urine. Why He’s Terrifying: In the other hand, he’s holding a gun. When asked what the hell kind of clown he is, he quips, “The crying on the inside kind, I guess.” Plus he has balloons. Why He’s Funny: A seriously deadpan style, which really works for Murray. His disguise is a red suit, big floppy shoes and enough face paint to make Joan Rivers jealous. The Clown: Frustrated New Yorker Grimm (Bill Murray) makes a plan to escape the city by robbing a bank. He lures young men and boys to his place, kills ‘em and buries ‘em. ![]() Why He’s Terrifying: This is John Wayne Gacy we’re talking about. Gacy does at least submerge himself fully into his regular persona, so when he’s clowning, he makes an effort to be fun. Plus… well… sometimes not many clothes at all. The Clown: Triangle blue eyes and a splotchy red mouth. He doesn’t care if his young audience get mauled by the shoddy products he puts his name for profit.Īlso, his laugh sounds like an undead wheezing Woody Woodpecker with the hiccups. Why He’s Terrifying: He’s a law-breaking, money grabbing, out-for-himself sham merchant. He’s got a one-liner for every occasion (“If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!” and helps bring the world Itchy and Scratchy. Why He’s Funny: Hey kids! Krusty is an old-school performer, always ready to make the kids laugh. The Clown: Bright green hair that looks like he’s been sticking his fingers in a socket, yellow face and a big red nose. Krusty The Clown (The Simpsons Movie, 2007) We wouldn't have liked to have worked room service at that particular establishment.Ģ. Heath Ledger locked himself away in a hotel room for six weeks to get his Joker the right side of menacing, practicing the voice and the laugh over and over again. Which sounds a lot like the clown at our tenth birthday party and, trust us, that was no fun at all. ![]()
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